Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Randomize
