Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
She announced her abortion via fbk
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
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She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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