Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
