OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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