So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Its about making memories worth repressing
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
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we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
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shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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