Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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