I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
