People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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