I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
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On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
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Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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