Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
