whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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