i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
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I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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