Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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