I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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