I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
its not stalking. its research.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
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If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
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I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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