Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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