Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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