We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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