so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
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So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
that is very illegal...i love you.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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