Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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