i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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