Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
