Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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