Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
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she is the kim kardashian of front butts
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
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Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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