My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
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Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
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Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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