How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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