just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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