I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
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Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
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High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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