her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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