Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(561): View more from Florida

So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.

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(630): View more from Illinois

shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.

(1-630): View more from Illinois

you dont need a face to have sex

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(714): View more from California

Being a girl sucks.

(949): View more from California

Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too

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(301): View more from Maryland

All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands

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(585): View more from New York

Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.

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(347): View more from New York

I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator

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(248): View more from Michigan

I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day

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