Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(310): View more from California

if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz

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(214): View more from Texas

in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now

(469): View more from Texas

Pride?

(214): View more from Texas

thats a pack of cougars

(469): View more from Texas

go fuck yourself

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(503): View more from Oregon

I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!

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(801): View more from Utah

that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow

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(609): View more from New Jersey

My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?

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(616): View more from Michigan

If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner

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