There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
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How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!