Me too!
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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