Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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