whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
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and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
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You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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