So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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