Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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