I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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