his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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