I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
