Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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