He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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