He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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