you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
