so explain again why im purple
no
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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