This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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