I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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