it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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