Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Watching her eat just hurts me
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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