fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
im holly from the hills drunk
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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