Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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