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Fuck
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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