jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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