I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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