Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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