he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
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