Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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