Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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