I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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