If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
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broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
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I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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